Oh finally! It was a life that I wanted to have a blog just to make the charts (in my opinion, of course) of the ugliest shoes that are on the face of the earth, and here I am! I state that the sight of a woman with a bad shoe, not only gives me hives, but it irritates me to levels unimaginable .... tell you how to get a final clearance sale at Chanel (you know, in real life , no slashing, so imagine you ra .. Inc ######) ... then increases the disappointment, making me be an insane killer instinct, if the hideous shoe in question is worn by a beautiful girl .... but Why spoil such ?!?!?!?!?
Ok come on, let's start ....
At number five we find them, the Camperos!! If Madonna when she wore them for a video (among other things have passed at least 10 years now), does not mean we do it too ... even Madonna is wrong then. Of course there is no end to the worst, and there are those who can make them even uglier than combining them with denim shorts cut above the knee. ... Sorry but I quit that the mere image of such a combination is making me turn the head ..
Moving on to number 4: The INDIANINI! There are other stivalacci this year among the trendy girls depopulated city. ... Also there, ok that put them Kate Moss, but like Madonna, Kate Moss is wrong sometimes ..! Needless to dwell on how these boots kill any leg, even the most thin and long, but you know, women are masochistic and like to get hurt ...
Third Place: TOE SHOES WITH MORE 'than the' whole foot! No, we want to talk about it?? And I do not care if they go out of fashion and the shops are just that ... is not it !!!!!!! And really, it's also dangerous walk! You have no fear of tipping ?!?!?!
We are approaching the summit ....
number two: The clogs!! I am number two only because they have also made Karl Lagerfeld, and only because, alas, it gets worse, but they deserve the top spot ... my girls ... but how to think? They are not shoes that give the figura, tra l’altro per l’estate secondo me sono anche un po’ troppo chiuse. Però se qualcuna riesce a convincermi del fatto che vestirsi da contadina olandese sia cool, sono pronta a cambiare idea…
Ma ora, squillino le trombe, rullino di tamburi…posizione numero 1!!!
Le HOGAN!!!!! Senza parole…Ma come si fa a spendere tutti quei soldi per delle scarpe simil- ortopediche?!?!?!? Perché c’è scritto Hogan??? Ma dai….non le metterei neanche se ci fosse scritto Chanel!!!Piuttosto vado scalza!!! Poi questa finta scusa “…sono comode come le sneakers ma hanno un po’ di zeppa, sono più femminili…”…allora: le sneakers sono sneakers, punto! Non ha bisogno della zeppa! Se volete essere femminili mettete i tacchi, quelli veri…
Qui sotto trovate una foto con tutte le posizioni riassunte…io non la guardo neanche che mi viene da star male!!!!
CIAOOO!!!
P.S. sono ben accetti suggerimenti e commenti…
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